Poly meaning Many and Tics? Blood sucking insects.
These are my views, my own, my precious. ahem. So I don't expect you to agree.

Anywho, on with the comedy.
Upon waking up this morn, I find CNN on the telly (and I hate CNN - they're terribly biased). Matt is a wee bit obsessed with this channel. Sad, but true. Moving on.

The Embarrassment has once again left the confines of our boarders. Yes, Embarrassment - I still can't say the word "Our" in conjunction with his title - it's that painful. It's like trying to keep the fact that you have a really large, hairy, mole on your ass, hidden.
But seriously, I must ask the world: Why would you invite him to speak in your country? His speaking skills would not get him a pass on a High School Speech! He takes 10 minutes to answer a simple question! And it's not for the immense content of what he's saying. No, it's all silence between sentences or sometimes syllables.
Example: "And that's why I *pause - pause - crickets - pause* don't think.. ummm."
As if that's not annoying enough, he will state, at times, that he will not talk about certain issues. Then when broached with said issues, he won't just say NO and move on. He'll spend atleast 5 minutes on why he won't answer. He likes the sound of his own voice.

The other annoying thing; he's preaching freedom. As if he isn't trying to take away several of his own country's personal freedoms. Even the ones we voted for. gaaaaaah! *tries not to pull more hair out*

Don't think that I'm not thankful for the right to voice my thoughts in this manner. I am very thankful. But, I don't think of this single annoying hick, as the country.
There is a difference. One I am very proud of, the other.. is a large, hairy, mole.